Girl Vs. Mind

Sexy times.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:56:48 -0500

Kaytee, I’m going to give you dirty looks the whole time in spanish tomorrow instead of confused ones if you don’t stop talking about your sexy times with Jehn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
I will name each relevant post “sexy times” so that you know not to read it lol.

no i haven’t :-[ i just can’t seem to do it for some reason so i’m content with clitoral. you should really, really try and make sex awesome though, idk why i’m such an advocate for sex all of a sudden.
I dunno. It might also have to do with the fact that pretty much every single time has been a “quickie” and we were being “risky” because we could easily be caught. ;)

isuhme: Me to Kaytee and Nicole’s conversation… Which by the...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:53:26 -0500

isuhme:

Me to Kaytee and Nicole’s conversation…

Which by the way I’d have to agree with Nicole.

I am confused as to what she means by “orgasm” though. I mean really, it’s not like I am not pleasured or anything.

An actual submission?!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:49:07 -0500

An actual submission?!:

leprkonpi:

but if HE loves YOU, he should make the effort to see to your… needs…

By orgasm, do you mean just the climax, or the entire thing? Because I’m just talking about the climax. Which I don’t need nor really want and I have told him so lol.

YOU ARE NOT MY SON

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:48:09 -0500

YOU ARE NOT MY SON:

haha i’m sorry if that was kind of awkward. but honestly it annoys me a little if i don’t and he does (which he always does). women are just difficult, i guess :-[
I don’t really mind, I’m just unsure of how much he wants me to disclose. It is harder for us to orgasm though. Have you ever had a g-spot orgasm? All I’ve had are clitoris orgasms and I don’t know how to do the other one.

Kaytee this is weird

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:45:41 -0500

uhohcoolkid:

EDIT: things it is weird when kaytee does

If you’re talking about me discussing our sex life, you just told me it’s alright if I do!

An actual submission?!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:44:56 -0500

An actual submission?!:

leprkonpi:

cakestheheathen:

leprkonpi:

cakestheheathen:

Have you had an orgasm during sex before?
No! lol. I am starting to think that my g-spot is dysfunctional and I kinda refuse to show him how to, like, you know, yeah with my clitoris, because it’s not important to me whatsoever. To be honest, I’m a bit self-conscious about it and don’t want to and could be totally happy in life if I never had an orgasm during sex ever.

I would not have thought to ask that. I thought you had an orgasm every time and that that is why you love sex so much… -_-

Nah. I mean, it’s not like sex is horrible until you reach orgasm and that’s the only good part. All of it feels really good and stuff. It’s just my preference; there are better things about sex than orgasms and I can live without them.

I thought orgasms were the whole point

This is cheesy, but if it’s with somebody you love, it isn’t the whole point lol. The whole point for me is seeing him naked LOL.

An actual submission?!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:38:24 -0500

An actual submission?!:

leprkonpi:

cakestheheathen:

Have you had an orgasm during sex before?
No! lol. I am starting to think that my g-spot is dysfunctional and I kinda refuse to show him how to, like, you know, yeah with my clitoris, because it’s not important to me whatsoever. To be honest, I’m a bit self-conscious about it and don’t want to and could be totally happy in life if I never had an orgasm during sex ever.

I would not have thought to ask that. I thought you had an orgasm every time and that that is why you love sex so much… -_-

Nah. I mean, it’s not like sex is horrible until you reach orgasm and that’s the only good part. All of it feels really good and stuff. It’s just my preference; there are better things about sex than orgasms and I can live without them.

What a lovely surprise.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:36:55 -0500

What a lovely surprise.:

i never have orgasms during sex unless i ‘intervene’ or so to speak. seriously, sex is the most boring shit ever unless you take matters into your own hands. also you should probably try different positions. not to be weird (oh whatever this is all anon anyway lol) but doggy works really great cuz it gets you at all these awesome angles and shit and you can give yourself a little help while you’re at it.
I’m more concerned with HIM coming than me coming. Except I admit, sometimes it ends too soon! But yeah we’ve… experimented with positions, but without having sex… if that makes sense at all. lol. But anyway, for me it’s not really about whether or not I climax, but just that I want it to last a while. I wish I had all night.

An actual submission?!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:25:00 -0500

An actual submission?!:

Have you had an orgasm during sex before?
No! lol. I am starting to think that my g-spot is dysfunctional and I kinda refuse to show him how to, like, you know, yeah with my clitoris, because it’s not important to me whatsoever. To be honest, I’m a bit self-conscious about it and don’t want to and could be totally happy in life if I never had an orgasm during sex ever.

true story

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:21:43 -0500

hollard:

So I had my Bio book on the floor while I washed my hands, and there was only one other girl in the bathroom at the time. It was totally quiet, and when I crouched down to pick up my book, my foot squeaked against the inside of my shoe and it sounded like a fart! I tried to repeat the sound so it was clearly not a fart, but I couldn’t!

And it had to be someone that already thinks I’m weird, too :(

That happens to me all the time! Like, make a noise that sounds like a fart and then I try making it again!

13169.) Six years ago, my film studies teacher and I became best friends outside of school. I was sixteen and he was twenty two. On my eighteenth birthday, he asked me to be his girlfriend. People looked down on our relationship. Our wedding is on Saturday. FUCK TABOOS!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:17:41 -0500

(via blogsecret)

Mr. Villela <3

13191.) i fcken hate how you think yur all right when yur not .

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:15:28 -0500

blogsecret:

i hate how yur hating on me cos i changed into someone else . i hate how you start cussing at my best friend just cos she is defending me . i hate how you NEVER understand that its my life and ill live it however i want to live it and you have no right to hate on me just for that . what i hate the most is ;; i trusted you to be my best friend buht you defied me . best friends always understand what their friend is going through buht apparently your NEVER going to be my friend agen cos you DO NOT understand at all . now your calling me a fake and a bitch well guess what , im not the fake or bitchy one now . its you . so leave me the fuck alone and bitch about your life not mine .

Not being able to spell “but” makes you deserve all this and more.

blogsecret: 13227 It’s because he’s Muslim,...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:11:51 -0500

blogsecret:

13227

It’s because he’s Muslim, isn’t it? You racist.

13232.) If we have sex, I'm going to cry harder than I do whenever I watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Why? Because I'll be happy. Because that would be my first orgasm. Because it would be my first time with someone I care about, and most importantly because I'm guessing you're a cuddlewhore and would ride out the tears with me.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:10:33 -0500

(via blogsecret)

LOL, highly unlikely that you will reach orgasm the first time.

STOLEN from Molly

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:07:06 -0500

Here is a list of quirky personality traits! Bold what applies to you, strike what you can’t stand.

I always announce when I have to pee/use the bathroom.
I won’t eat my food if it touches a different food.
I will not blow my nose in front of other people.
I put my feet up on everything.
~~I say hello to everyone I see.~~
I have a tendency to make everything awkward.
My mind always wanders to the “sexual” side of things.
I always follow things up with “That’s what she said!”
I’m too embarassed to ask my friends/family for tampons.
I use chapstick/lip balm religiously.
I check my accounts online in order everytime I get on the computer.
If I get up from the computer, even for a second, I put an away message up.
I’m always leaving my phone in random places.
I always keep on earbud out, in case someone needs to talk to me.
I mark off every day on the calendar.
I have the same routine everytime I take a shower.
~~I will not go out in public without makeup on.~~
~~Everything about my life is very neat. It has to be.~~
I make a to-do list every day, and I’m lost without it.
I always check my phone the second I wake up. (because it’s what I use for my alarm clock)
I have to pee before bed.
~~I laugh when I hear/see the number 69.~~
I yell “Burn!” when someone disses someone else.
I take off my shoes when I get inside the house.
I can’t stand silence. Especially when I drive.
I have to listen to something or I can’t fall asleep.
~~I have to have the TV on or I can’t fall asleep.~~
I don’t use public bathrooms. Period.
I will NOT fart in front of anyone.
I will absolutely NOT fart in front of my boyfriend/girlfriend. (Okay fine I’ll admit to this.)
All my music on iTunes has to have album art.
Going a day without changing my underwear, NEVER, EVER happens.
I tend to skip showers frequently.
I count to 20 (seconds) when I wash my hands.
I’m always forgetting to take my pills.
I have panic attacks frequently.
The door(s) must be shut before I go to bed.
I’m always saying chat lingo out loud (example: “L-O-L” or “W-T-F”)
I swear way too much for my own good.
I re-write (or type) all my notes.
Without thinking twice, I always correct spelling/grammar mistakes.
I go for weeks without checking my email.
I show up late to work all the time.
I number my surveys (in the title).
I number the questions on all my surveys.

"You NEVER, EVER hit your woman… because it might hurt your hand."

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:00:04 -0500

“You NEVER, EVER hit your woman… because it might hurt your hand.”

- TJ, aka The Amazing Atheist

Came home exhausted and starving

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:54:48 -0500

uhohcoolkid:

cakestheheathen:

uhohcoolkid:

Filmed after school. Didn’t know my lines, learned it as I went. Probably will turn out pretty well.

Got home close to 7. Phone is lost in my car somewhere. Choked on Kool-Aid hardcore. Submitted UT application. Ate a ton of delicious chicken fried steak. Now I’ve got hot chocolate and my favorite cat.

I hope they accept it.

It sent with a timestamp of when I paid for it. It won’t be late.

I still don’t know if they’ll be impressed that you waited till the last minute.

Ffuhhhh secret santa

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:53:52 -0500

uhohcoolkid:

I have not gotten anything for my person yet! It’s too late to order anything off the internet.

JEHN I am telling you, this person will NOT mind if the gift is late if you get what I told you to get. Because it’s simply too awesome. Order it NOW.

Jehn, we have a song, but we also have a poem.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:52:52 -0500

Remember that time we went the library for English and you were reading black poetry? I died that day.

Whuh folks whuh folks; don’ wuk muh brown too hahd!

‘Cause Ise crazy ‘bout muh woman,
An’ ef ya treats huh mean,
I gonna sprinkle goofy dus’
In yo’ soup tureen

Came home exhausted and starving

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:49:20 -0500

uhohcoolkid:

Filmed after school. Didn’t know my lines, learned it as I went. Probably will turn out pretty well.

Got home close to 7. Phone is lost in my car somewhere. Choked on Kool-Aid hardcore. Submitted UT application. Ate a ton of delicious chicken fried steak. Now I’ve got hot chocolate and my favorite cat.

I hope they accept it.